May 2013
33 posts
May 20th
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May 20th
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yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 
May 19th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
May 15th
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May 14th
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Mr. Right goes gerade übertrieben left.
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
37 posts
updates on my love life:
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
Germany: Ausm Weg, Hurensohn.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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guccier: it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science
Apr 19th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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