yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Mr. Right goes gerade übertrieben left.
updates on my love life:
Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
Germany: Ausm Weg, Hurensohn.
guccier: it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science